Indie Picks: Mr. Piano Man
Billy Joel (circa 1970s): Hey Elton.
Elton John (also circa 1970s): Hey Billy Boy, big boy, Billy Joel, the bigster, the man and legend, Billy Boyster.
BJ: Stop it.
EJ: Sorry.
BJ: So how’s married life treating ya?
EJ: Good, very good, lot’s of, um, vaginal intercourse and such. Good times,
good times. (eyes wander and then focuses on Billy’s chest) Hey that there’s a really nice t-shirt you got there. Is that Captain Kirk? I love me that Captain Kirk. He can travel to my final frontier any day. (trailing off)
BJ: What was that?
EJ: Oh, nothing, not anything, nada.
BJ: Elton what’s that around your neck? Are those Piano keys?
EJ: Yeah, you like it. It’s like I’m the Piano Man now.
BJ: ….
EJ: (Continues to stare hungrily at Billy boys chest)
BJ: …
EJ: If you really like it maybe we can trade? I’ve always seen you as more of a Piano Man anyways.
BJ: Sounds groovy. What can I give you?
EJ: What about that t-shirt? I can use me some Kirk right about now.
BJ: …
EJ: (Continues to stare hungrily at Billy boys chest)
BJ: Um, ok?!? Let’s just make it quick, It’s freezing out here and my nips are popping.
EJ: — maybe I can lick them for you –
BJ: What was that?
EJ: Huh? Oh, sorry just thinking about stamps.
BJ: Okay, Rocket man here’s your shirt. I’ll catch ya on the flip side.
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That’s hot…where can you get?
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