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Oh Karl, you’re just making this too damn easy. I mean, I’ll let you slide on a little white because labor day is next week, but this is just too excessive. Not to mention the fact that you’re wearing two belts and one of them is a chain! Seriously? Try not to tap into our ‘How to Look Ghetto’ tips. By the way it’s a hot summer; invest in some short sleaves please. Your tie does not have to blend into your shirt despite what some people may have told you. How could you possibly let this happen? Save yourself! And the white gloves? What are you Micheal Jackson?!?
When I started this internship I was a quiet, innocent, polite girl. Now I find myself bashing poorly dressed celebrities and trannys thanks to the influence of Daniel Saynt.
I am a huge Metro Station fan. My true inspiration for writing is my desire to gain equality for all lactose intolerant folks in the work place. My goal is to prove to the fashion world that we too are people and that we can change the world one Soy Milk mustache at a time!