Street Zero: Stuffed Animal Backpacks

Fashionista has been writing about the Stella Bunny Bag for way to long and now the most dreaded sign of the apocolypse has come true. People are wearing stuffed animals in New York!!! Here’s the eye witness report:

“Yesterday, we spotted an otherwise chic woman lingering outside Cafe Gitane on Mott Street. She was an otherwise normal-looking person except that she had a dog-shaped purse under her arm. Not a fuzzy wuzzy kind of pup, more like a taxidermic-looking version that we really did mistake for a real – albeit completely stiff – dog that she for some reason was carrying on her shoulder with a strap. ”

This is the most tackiest, most ridiculous looking thing ever and I wish it ended with “and then we woke up” or “and then a car hit her, on purpose”.  Cease and desist indies, cease and desist.