Fashion F*cks: Why Middle America Scares Me
April 11th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
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Yeah, she’s pregnant. Yeah, this is their senior photo. But really people. The tattoo. The fake tan. The bleached Eminem hair. The jeans. The earring. Even topless there are too many fashion no-no’s to list.
It’s okay if you want to get knocked up, but it’s not fair to bring a child into your painlessly poorly dressed world. Can someone please call child services?
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Seriously though? Why?? Polos aren't even that hot anymore. I wrote an article about it, check it ...
eww @ lily donaldson's cadaver back! 
whoa I actually like it??? 
you fully swiped this from the english Sunday Times Style magazine right????? Love that shiz. 
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Comment by sheila on 11 April 2008:
where did you find this! hilarious.
Comment by Daniel Saynt on 11 April 2008:
I found it in the heart of America
Comment by A middle American on 12 April 2008:
So, what you’re saying is, you’re frightened of “flyover country” because that’s where people commit fashion sins? Okay, fair enough. Let’s talk Guidos. They’re a New York/New Jersey invention, right? I think what you really mean to say is that you’re frightened of anyone who dresses or behaves in a fashion outside of your own narrowly-defined borders. If they’re not as “indie” and “fierce” and “edgy” as you are, well by god they must be Spam-sucking trailer trash! What a pretentious faggot.
Comment by Daniel Saynt on 12 April 2008:
Haha. Middle America’s got some balls. Actually I’m the farthest thing from edgy. When I say Middle America I really mean red states, alright that’s not fair. Um, lets just say why trailer parks scare me and call it a day.
PS. I hate guidos too. The spiked hair, the bad tans, the need to sound like uneducated idiots. It’s true, I’m a hater. Sorry if you somehow ended up in Wyoming and not New York. This shit happens some times.
PSS. I like Spam.
Comment by Bob on 12 April 2008:
As funny, scary, and wrong as the picture is, it is more so that someone actually logged on to defend it.
Comment by Daniel Saynt on 12 April 2008:
I know. You gotta love it Bob.
Comment by Corey on 12 April 2008:
Whatever. I almost didn’t want to make a comment since this site wreaks of pretentiousness. From my experience, people who judge others like this tend to have low self-esteems. Putting down others to make yourself feel good is always unbecoming. To each his own, I guess. Maybe that’s my point.
Comment by Jinksy on 12 April 2008:
I’m amazed the photographer went along with it.
“You’re what? 17 and pregnant? Okay, take your top off.”
Comment by Di on 12 April 2008:
Well, the middle America crack has ruined your credibility with me - but yes, dumb, poorly educated children who revel in it are sympotmatic of a big problem.
You might want to leave the coast, though - you’re starting to sound provincial.
Comment by Daniel Saynt on 13 April 2008:
Low-self esteem. Who the fuck are you Corey a guidance counselor? Didn’t they get rid of that term in the late Nineties when they realized people with low self-esteem are just losers who don’t have the balls to speak their mind?
I might be a bit provincial though, I’ll admit to that. It’s just that their are few things in the land of meth and corn that make me want to leave my humble home in Brooklyn. Maybe we need a correspondent from Utah or Kansas or something. We can call the article “Walmart Chic” or something. Any takers?
Comment by Daniel Saynt on 13 April 2008:
Oh yeah, I was just in Cleveland and my fiances from Ohio. Does that make me less provincial?
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Comment by TheGabe on 16 April 2008:
Who cares what someone looks like?
Fashion is just aesthetic. If you like an item of clothing/tattoo/hairstyle then get it.
People shouldn’t have to regulate their image to fit in with what other people like.
This post is retarded.
You are retarded.
Comment by Daniel Saynt on 16 April 2008:
ouch TheGabe, ouch. Bloggers are people too. I think I just thought about crying for a second.
Oh yeah, and someone who needs a The at the start of their name is retarded. Duh.
Comment by TheGabe on 17 April 2008:
Unfashionable people are also people you know.
And I don’t NEED a The, it just fulfills my megalomaniac cravings.
Comment by Becca on 17 April 2008:
Love the pic! That’s hilarious. I’m sorry, but I’m on Daniel’s side here… I laugh my butt off at posers like that guy. I can’t believe ANYONE would find that even remotely attractive to sleep with, let alone have a child that might possibly follow in it’s father’s footsteps. Poor kid.
Comment by Sammy on 19 April 2008:
Daniel,
Why don’t you trash that Addidas shirt before you make cracks about fashion. You look like just as much as a retard as the dude you posted
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Comment by BlueStateRed StateSorryState on 20 April 2008:
First of all, if you are going to post a pic and claim to know where it’s from, I’d advise against using Ebaum as your source. How the hell do you claim to know the origin of that pic? I SERIOUSLY doubt that is actually a senior pic, in spite of what Ebaum’s World might say. If you are going to make that claim, prove it. Otherwise, shut the hell up. As far as Blue State/Red State…it’s all screwed up, what’s the difference?
Oh, and just so you know, Sammy is exactly right. The Adidas shirt went out in the ’80s. Oooh, sorry. I should have noticed you are from Brooklyn, the fashion capital of the world. You OBVIOUSLY know more about fashion than anyone else and for DAMNED sure care more than I do or ever will.
No need to bother replying, I came in through Stumble and if it ever puts me here again I’ll leave as quickly as I can hit the button. Pretentious bullshit…
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Comment by Corey on 23 April 2008:
Haha this is hilarious yes clearly the picture but even funnier are the people defending this dude who looks like he could be the runner up for the new season of Tila Tequilla until she decides shes just going to be a lesbian after she sees that belt he has on! Remember all you fashion lovers two belts holes are better than one…and make sure the holes go all the way around the belt too so he can share it with his demon spawn new born.
Comment by Daniel Saynt on 23 April 2008:
haha. love you corey.
Comment by Susan on 25 April 2008:
*laughs* OMG …. it kills me how people just HAVE to say something to defend the freaks you posted. You are just saying what 98.2% of us are thinking.
Personally, I live in Alaska and we don’t give a shit what everyone else is doing — but they ARE fun to laugh at, aren’t they?
I don’t think you’re pretentious, you’re observant!