Fashion Quotable: Karl Lagerfeld
“In France there are, I think, less than one per cent of people who are too skinny. There are nearly 30 per cent of young people who are too fat. So let’s take care of the zillions of the too fat before we talk about the percentage that’s left.”
I knew I loved this crazy French bastard! Despite being close to one million years older than me, I could see him and I being the best of friends. I have been saying this for years, and finally I have a Robin to my Batman (or vice versa), regardless I have a damn good side kick. I think Karl and I should get our own comic book, that eventually become a live action movie (by eventually I mean in like 3 years, Karl doesn’t have a lot of time left). The premise of the comic would be Karl and I dressed as super stylish superheros saving people from the fashion fatties of the world. I SMELL AN OSCAR! I would be way better than those stupid Diane Von Furstenberg Wonder Woman comics. Just imagine the glory of Karl and me driving in a Chanel Vespa with myself curled up in the ever so fashionable side car! Glory! Hit me up Karl, and we can get cracking on this idea!
