Vivienne Westwood … WHY!? JUST WHY!? A SKIRT!? A GOLD METALLIC SKIRT!? .. and the knee highs.. oh the purple knee highs.
Comme des Garcons .. hot mess.
Denis Simachev. Borat versus leopard. Leopard wins.
Bottega Veneta Pa.na.nana.nana.nana. Can’t touch this. MC Hammer’s Tuxedo.
More after the jump…
John Galliano … Someone may have watched Pirates of the Carribean a few too many times.
Walter Van Beirendonck … can i shake your hand? No.. not your real hand, the one attached to your headdress
Moncler One Million Army Men, One Million Ways to look like a douche.
Authors bio is coming up shortly.
