Fastest Way To Commit Suicide By Police

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This bag is the fastest way to get your ass shot in an airport. Something about a tote that may suggest that you have a gun in it may not be the smartest of ideas. You know the second you get into that airport security line the TSA officer at the metal detector has already chosen you for a “random” screening. So you take your X-ray bag behind the curtain, and before you know it the officer is tugging on your spleen during your cavity search. But hey, if you’re into all that stuff, by all means go for it. Here is the link to buy it!