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I looked over at my roommate this morning and saw a look of disgust on her face. Then she sent me links to the red carpet photos of the Country Music Awards. These people are in desperate need of stylists and mirrors. I thought Halloween was over, but some of the CMA attendees are still celebrating. Julianne Hough dressed like a pink iced cupcake, while Kelli Pickler went the mermaid prom queen route. I can’t come up with enough reasons to hate Miranda Lambert’s dress, but here are a few- it’s wrinkled, ill-fitting and not a good color for the camera. But I have to admit that her necklace is killer. Country music is bad enough without people trying to be stylish.
I stole my first pair of platforms from the Spice Bus in 1997 when Anglophilia was all the rage. Collector of vintage bags, vinyl and kitchen appliances. My dream of becoming a butcher is momentarily on hiatus so I can teach you how to wear muumuus and apply false eyelashes. Follow me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.