There was an animal loose at the Bambi awards, and it certainly wasn’t a doe. Leopard print was seen all over the red carpet; some was cute, but mostly it looked a bloody mess. Sylvie van der Vaart’s dress was a flattering cut and print, but the fabric, from what I can see, looks cheap. The dress Julia Stegner showed up wearing might be one of the ugliest garments I’ve seen in awhile. And those shoes? Bitch please. Birkenstocks would have looked more feminine. Pink resembles like the Prince of Pukey Outfits in this leopard gown. That color almost looks like camouflage from Gander Mountain. The worst possible things you can do with leopard print is put it on cheap fabric, give it a train or wear it immediately after the skinning. Congratulations, ladies, for allowing me to experience all three in one painful sitting.
Amanda realized at a young age she could turn her love for materialistic bullshit into a lucrative career. She gets the best of two worlds working in both fashion merchandising and journalism. Amanda's obsessions include Johnnie Walker Black Label, jamming to Lil Wayne at obnoxious noise levels and working on her memoir "Sex, Drugs and Burning Chairs: The Kent State Experience." She possesses more knowledge about underwear than you could ever accumulate in your entire life. Midwestern born, bred and corrupted, Amanda currently resides in Brooklyn with the ///Slant///.
