Edited by Amanda Gabriele on
Oh, woe to me, this is bad. What happened to the Mel B I know and love? What happened to the leopard jumpsuit wearing, teeth bearing, platform tottering Spice Girl? This outfit is truly awful. I LOVE dresses with hoods, but this one is way too lustrous, shows excessive cleavage and is a barf-inducing color. And what’s with the hair?? If you are going to wear your hood UP, wear your hair DOWN. Listen Mel, you have a killer body, gorgeous skin and unique way of dressing. Please don’t succumb to the stereotypical Hollywood bullshit.
Grade: F
I stole my first pair of platforms from the Spice Bus in 1997 when Anglophilia was all the rage. Collector of vintage bags, vinyl and kitchen appliances. My dream of becoming a butcher is momentarily on hiatus so I can teach you how to wear muumuus and apply false eyelashes. Follow me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.