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Red- the loudest member of the primary colors. It represents anger, passion, speed and… circus sideshows? Not really sure which pornographic ballet company the ringmaster stole these from, but ’tis the season to be giving, not taking.
Come one, come all to the holiday circus extravaganza. To my left we have Jade Parfitt. Watch as her anger towards senior prom comes forward in a fit of rage as she destroys her dress with her famous chop and re-sew technique. To my right is pop-star vixen Ginger Spice. Marvel at her ability to execute a peep show by putting clothes on rather than taking them off. The ringmaster wants to know what the audience thinks of his ladies. My roommate’s immediate reaction: “That’s foul.” I agree my friend, I agree.
Thanks Fabulousness for the pics
I stole my first pair of platforms from the Spice Bus in 1997 when Anglophilia was all the rage. Collector of vintage bags, vinyl and kitchen appliances. My dream of becoming a butcher is momentarily on hiatus so I can teach you how to wear muumuus and apply false eyelashes. Follow me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.