F*CK UPS: Tila Teqkillya

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Behold the pure virginal holiness and sanctified church girl glam’ah of Asian American reality T.V. tiddiez. Now don’t get me wrong, Like any red blooded American male I likez breasticals just like the next pervert but a brassiere should not be worn as a shirt unless you’re a stripper, porno beaver about to perform despicable actz or an evening woman of questionable repute…………..of course, we are talking about Tila Teqkillya.

Okay, Mommi, I get it. You bought some fresh new silicon setz to prop up your bra meatz and you’d like to play show and tell with the rest of the class. However m’dear, you shouldn’t be allowing people to check out the groceries until they pay all surcharges, service and admission fees. I mean if’n you’re going to dress like a back alley, 360 degree, any-kinda-way-whore you should conduct your bidniss as such. Love ya Teqkillya.

- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO