Edited by Corey Moran on
While I was settling into my chair at work today, Rebecca informed me that I had a new fan on the site. The indie goes by the name Reza, and apparently he/she is quite fond of me. Reza has commented on every post I have written in the recent past, and I’m starting to feel that there may be a bit of a cyber crush going on here. The comments are pretty mean, but in that “I’m going to pick on you because I like you” elementary school way. Here are a few choice words that Reza had to say:
Haha. Fag.
Who cares. What a waste of space. + the ring is ugly anyways. Fag! Haha.
Haha. Finally something funny from our fag.
Corey, there is nothing special about these clothes. What are your God damn references. Your taste is worse than that of Britney Spears. Admit it. You are nothing but a wannabe fashion critique that has this blog to express his disgusting taste. You are nothing but a paid bimbo fag .
Well Reza, I will say by looking at your time stamps this is a bit more serious than I thought. How come you always call me a fag too? I’m actually straight, but your intolerance is greatly appreciated. I don’t know what I did to fuel your anger/love for me, but I love your devotion. I look forward to your hate mail every day, as it is what makes me proud knowing I pissed off one person that day. I will continue to embrace your shitty comments because that’s what mentors do for their apprentices, even if they are the ugly bastard children of social rejects with a lack of fashion sense. So Reza, as you can see your comments (though creepy and stalkerish) are welcomed with open arms. I look forward to hearing what you have to say today!
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