FIRST LOOK: Britney Spears in Sex and the City. My Guess is She’s Samantha’s Daughter, You Know Like How Ally McBeal Had a Daughter, Even Though Her Ovaries We’re Shriveled Up from Years of Anorexia.

Britney Spears is all set to live down the disaster that was Crossroads with an appearance in Sex and the City 2, y’all. I’m secretly excited, but only cause she’s risen so high since the breakdown that a relapse is undoubtedly eminent. $5 bucks it happens a week before the premiere.
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Ashley Frazier
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