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I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that she looks like she’s on her way to a high school Valentine’s day dance circa 1993, or that she is wearing what appears to be sheer, black lace footies under some equally dated, gaudy platforms. If this is her attempt at eclecticism, she has failed miserably. Maybe she was trying to be ironic?

While attending the 2009 Victoria’s Secret “What is Sexy” List event at the Bowery Hotel in NYC this past week, the usually put-together Jones looks more tragic than sexy in a predictable heart-emblazoned blouse and high-waisted, too short for 30+ shorts that leaves little to the imagination. Honestly, what the hell is going on with her feet?? I expect more from you socialites.