WTF!?! Heidi Montag’s Singing Career #fashionfail

Kirby Marzec, Managing Editor May 14 at 3:20 | Comments | TWEET THIS

WARNING: Watching the video below may cause instant deafness and/or an inevitable contraction of gonorrhea upon pressing play. Now that you’ve been warned, isn’t it pathetic what the music industry is becoming? Giving Heidi Montag a microphone is comparable to giving a small child weapons of mass destruction…someone will get hurt. These days, it looks like a boob job, a skimpy bikini, a childish, breathy voice and a shoddy camera-man can score you a music video, as seen here in Ms. Montag’s “Blackout.” I need some Dramamine for all of those damn body rolls she’s doing. Someone get that girl some Ritalin…and a muzzle.