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While some people are annoyed by the sound of snapping bubble-gum and others can’t stand people who drag their feet, I am driven to insanity by the picture above. Low and behold, my motivation for exercise and a healthy diet is none other than our American friends who incessantly show off the muffin top. I’m not sure if it’s too short of tops, too tight of pants, too much love to handle or a combination of each, but there is absolutely no excuse for trashy rolls to be hanging out. This just in: you’re not a size small top or a 25 inch waist. Cover that shit up!

Dear America- Please stop eating three meals per day at McDonald’s and start using that gym membership. Maybe then, you can actually fit into your little sister’s jeans. Thanks.

Thanks The World’s Best Ever!