Get The Lauren Conrad Side Ponytail, Then Get The Fuck Out of NYC

         May 2nd, 2008

Nothing says you’re a deranged groupie better than making yourself look like your favorite celebrity. Ford Models is ready to help you look like Lauren Conrad with the perfect Hills-inspired side ponytail.  It requires the use of hair extensions.  Please, please rock this look so that when I see you on the street I can yank your ponytail off, parade around pumping a tommy hawk in the air like an Indian (Native American for all you PC bastards) and then return to my teepee to celebrate the death of another Lauren Conrad clone.

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  1. Adiel, May 2, 2008:
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    I would so love to witness this scenario play out.

  2. Daniel Saynt, May 2, 2008:
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    it will happen. i promise.

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