Giorgio Armani Wears Speedo
Dear Giorgio Armani,
I don’t wanna hate on the elderly gettin’ their sexy on in their last, FEW, PRECIOUS days before death stops by for that final potluck and I know you’re Italian but aren’t we a little long of tooth to be wearing the Speedo’s? A little slinky of skin to be baring all that flesh? A tad limp of prostate to be presenting the groceries to the public? Aren’t we? I mean I can see your cash & prizes and the balance is exceedingly low……if’n you know what I mean…….
There are already sooo many things in this picture that are killin’ your kool that I won’t dare to bring up the fact that you look crispier than Thanksgiving Turkey with all the fixins, it would just be too rude, so I won’t bring it up. You know how much we care about peoples feelings at Fashion Indie *squint*
- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO
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Armani is the reason why the west is fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan–so we don’t have to wear Taliban burqa boardshorts that go down to the ankles. You go, Armani!
Reply to MéThe fact that Giorgio Armani is too cool and too rich to give a damn what anyone thinks about what he wears. He sets trends. He’s not constrained to follow them. He looks fantastic…except for the glaring absence of body hair. (When will the fashion industry come to realize that the “happy trail” remains a huge turn-on?”).
I’m less concened about the speedo than I am about that jacket. Please don’t tell me that this is the look of things to come. The very non-generous length in the torso, almost claustrophobic positioning of the hood all set off by those gray cuffs reminds me of something I wore in elementary school. It wasn’t flattering then and the years have been even less kind to a fashion “don’t” that was dead on arrival back in the 70’s.
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