God Forbid You Drop The Soap…

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What are the perks to buying the $18 Tom Ford “cleansing bar”? Not only do you exit the shower smelling of Tom Ford for Men and can moisturize every nook and cranny, if you’re an inmate and you accidentally drop the soap…well, I won’t go there. When all is sudsy and squeaky clean, you can wear the rope around your wrist and brag to all of your friends: “Hey, this is my Tom Ford bracelet. Mhm. Check that shit out.” 

At least the soap is more interesting than Tom Ford’s sunglasses…

 

 

 

Thanks Haute Concept!