Gwyny P. Holdin’ It Down For Working Mothers

Zmaji Robinson May 5 at 4:15 | Comments | TWEET THIS

I have been known through the years to call Gwyneth Paltrow everything from a ‘melanin deficient bean pole’ to ‘bulimic boy chested trollop’ to ‘talentless slope headed bone bag’…..but I digress. I never agreed with people labeling her a “Trendsetter” but I’ve also been known to form opinions in haste. Therefore, I must apologize to Gwyny P. becuz clearly giving birth to two parasites has done wonders for her body. I’m of course referring to her recently making the rounds to promote her return to the big screen but she’s killing the red carpet. My favorite is the black lace and beaded Balmain mini dress with satine lapeled blazer and 4inch McQueen platform pumps (above) yea Mama, that’s the good stuff baby! Hot Legs, the greatest accessory known to man!

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