Edited by Zmaji Robinson on
Indies, I hate wigs that look like wigs and so does sweet Jesus………..no really he does, he told me so during a 3 way with Oprah back in June when she put Gayle on a 3 week speaking probation. Now with Mickey’s meth habit and Daffy Duck addicted to the nickel slots, I didn’t know there was money in the budget for new wigs and bowel churning wardrobe for Hannah Montana. Clearly there wasn’t any in the budget for her shadow, Lilly, thang had to fend for herself. How sad that she looks like that lady on the subway rockin’ the unnaturally shiny, polyesther/asbestos blend, dollar store headbush. Meanwhile that scene stealer Hannah gets something glamorous from the RuPaul headgear collection, SKANCH!
Now I know you Indies are saying to yourselves, “What in the pre-pubescant, semi virginal HAIL is Z’maji writing about ‘Hanner Moltanner’ for? We should kill him?”. Now before you tar & feather me and make me wear gouchos and man-clogs, I should tell you Hannah Montana isn’t just for tween white girls in middle America, it’s also geared toward twenty-something urban, black men that love a good sing along and over bearing stage fathers. They don’t say it but I know it is…………….I just know it is *crosses fingers*
- Z’maji of HauteBlogXOXO
