Edited by Lauren Garroni on
For their annual music issue Nylon is putting actress, now ‘musician’, Scarlett Johanson on the cover. WHHAAATT you say-ScarJo is now a musician?! Well kind of. If you consider emo-watered down versions of amazing Tom Waits songs, music….then yes she is a musician. ScarJo is doing her best indie-glam look, Debbie Harry pout and all, for the June/July cover. Although she looks more like she is playing Karen O in a Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs biopic.
She has everything a wanna-be hipster musician needs:
-A guitar- that she most likely does not know how to play
-American Apparel skin tight latex leggings-in black
-Androgynous element of clothing-a vest
-Sparkley against color palette pumps-in Barbie pink
-Ironic billowy shirt-in yellow
However this issue is no harm, no foul because the whole thing will be up on their Myspace page.
And for your viewing pleasure a video of ScarJo butchering Tom Wait’s song ‘Falling Down’
There once was a girl from California who bitch slapped Anna Wintour and then called Andre Leon Tally a fatty. That girl wasn't me but god was she fucking cool.Love: foreign fashion magazines, newstands, charlotte rampling, silent moviesHate: Lilo, ScarJo, The Zoe, trends, but chiefly hipsters-fuck hipsters