Heatherette’s Got That Rigormortis…..
* “Amazing Grace” plays in the background*
* Z’maji wipes away a solitary tear with an iridescent hanky and downs a 4th of Gin*
Well my beauteous Indies, I heard it through the grapevine, and what sour grapes they are, that Heatherettes gone to that bedazzled resale shop in the sky. I guess it’s not enough to put on really kool shows with sexy models in sparkly duds and jetset around the world doin body shots off ‘Manda Lepore, It seems you actually have to move some product……..who knew? Of all things to take out Traver Rains & Richie Rich, BANKRUPTCY! I always thought it would be from a stampede at the tranny bar or bad Chai from Starbucks or a poisoned vile of glitter…….or whatever else comes in a vile*cough – cough*
Well whatever the case they’ll be sorely missed becuz they were just a lot of fun. I know that they didn’t really have anything you could actually wear and they never had a completely cohesive line and whatever they did make was always bedraggled with glitter but they were fun. Good times……Good times. I wonder what they’ll do now? What if Traver became like a cashier at the local grocery, “price check on prune juice Bob, price check on prune juice”. Oooo, and Richie’s gonna become a priest……..a catholic priest, mm-hmmmmm.
Well fellas, there’s always gay porn………….what?!……. somebodies gotta pay for that, um, *cough – vile – cough*
Seriously tho’, if no one else does, Z’maji will miss you fellas.
-Z’maji, The Glam’Rist
