Realizing that his rancid ass munching breath was too much to handle Heidi insisted in her prenup that Spencer wears this mask to hide his shit eating grin. She’s wearing hers to protect from swine flu.*
Heidi Protects Herself From Spencers Stench
Article by Daniel Saynt, Editor-In-Chief
Futurist, Husband, Lover of Small Animals. I'm the quintessential jaded New Yorker with a mind for all things fashion. My articles are the type you'd expect from the popular girl at school; mean spirited and ready to pour some pigs blood on your homemade prom dress.
