Edited by Rebecca Alexander on
Funny thing when you have to have your own name on a t-shirt.
Reasons to have to do this:
1. You just realized that Perez Hilton is becoming more popular.
2. Your dating the twin brother of your bff and you’re tired of midnight “mix-ups”.
3. So when the police pick up your drunk ass lying on the side of a road, they know who you are.
4. Being called “That slutty chick from the sex tape” is getting old.
5. You’re just plain illiterate.
Rebecca does not like biographies. They are stupid and she would rather spend her time editing the site. Which she does with great vigor.