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Hilton Wears Heart on Sleeve and Name on T-Shirt
Funny thing when you have to have your own name on a t-shirt.
Reasons to have to do this:
1. You just realized that Perez Hilton is becoming more popular.
2. Your dating the twin brother of your bff and you’re tired of midnight “mix-ups”.
3. So when the police pick up your drunk ass lying on the side of a road, they know who you are.
4. Being called “That slutty chick from the sex tape” is getting old.
5. You’re just plain illiterate.
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