Ho Ho No.
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It’s three days before Christmas and you’re all probably scrambling around trying to do things you should have done a long time ago. You forgot Susie was allergic to shell fish so you need a last minute solution for the 10 shrimp platters you ordered for her party. You bought your sister that adorable Marc Jacobs wallet that she wanted, only to see her whip it out while Christmas shopping. Whatever the case may be, last minute shopping, weather, decorating and cooking and NO excuse for bad holiday fashion decisions. Here are the worst of the worst holiday fashion decisions you could ever make. Avoid them or I’ll sick Rudolf on your ass:
Ok, so it's more than obvious that these guys are attending an 'ugly Christmas sweater party,' but I see far too many people seriously wearing these hideous sweaters in public. Look through your closet. If there is anything red or green with jingle bells or snowflakes attached, find the nearest fireplace and burn that shit.
Impostor! You're not Santa Claus, nor should you be wearing his hat. It's similar to carrying around a fake Louis Vuitton bag...you look like an idiot. Don't come crying to me when people start backing away slowly.
Come on kid, where's the nerve! Take off those tacky antlers and smack your mother across the face with them. Oh, and the face paint has got to go too. I didn't know reindeer could blush.
This woman(?) must have earlobes of steel, because I've never seen anyone sustain that kind of weight before! At first I was shocked anyone would pick such a gawdy accessory, but the I realized the fashion senseless woman is also wearing a khaki zip up and sporting an awful haircut. If anything, the Christmas earrings distract away from the surrounding ugly.
Santa's helper? No, more like Santa's booty call. Sorry ladies, this isn't cute. You look like a slut.
I have no words.
If you just realized that you own any or all of the above Christmas no-no’s, there is an easy solution. Wear a black cocktail dress. Yes, it is as simple as that. If you’ve got nothing to wear, keep it simple and classy. Matching Grandma Bootsie at Christmas dinner is not the mark you should aim for.
