Hot Tranny Mess of the Week - Richie Rich
What the hell Richie? It looks like you stepped into Amanda Lepore’s make-up room and barely made it out with your ball sack. I know you’re trying desperately to push your bubble gum pink Heatherette lipstick and eye liner, but did you really have to over indulge on yourself?!? We get it, the new MAC collection is the shit, and yes all our indie friends have already started pitching tents in from of MAC shops to get it, but really buddy, did we need to see the entire collection on your Macaulay Culkin-inspired mug first?
As for the fashion, here’s a filler in case you missed out on what has become “hot”, it happens when your brand hasn’t mattered to anyone other than Paris Hilton in a few seasons. Sequins are out, as are owls (that was the creature of choice two seasons ago, turtles are in, but most people prefer whistles or other random objects that aren’t furry or feathery), also is that a Ed Hardy T-shirt!!! It better be Heatherette, our I’m gonna toss my cookies in a few seconds. Also, what’s the deal with the hat? Did you swipe it from one of the Fly Girls at an In Living Color auction?
All in all pretty boy, your fashion sucks. Which makes you our Hot Tranny Mess of the week!!!
(We probably won’t continue with the Hot Tranny Mess of the week for fear of getting sued by Christian Seriano. I’m sure the boy has pulled a Hilton an copywrited his catchphrase by now.)
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About the Author: Founder and main dude at Fashion Indie, Daniel Saynt began his career in fashion at the tender age of 14, when he worked in the stockroom for some unnamed fashion whorehouse. His distaste for the mainstream quickly festered until he decided enough was enough, denouncing all mainstream fashion lines (unless the stuffs on sale or just down right irresistible or free, you can't say no to free).
Richie rich is so much better than you. who the hell are you. oh I know no one.
Reply to fashionista 25Please tell me the 25 in your name is your brain cell count and not your age. Get the fuck off my site. Seriously, please don’t come back. Richie Rich is a sweetheart, but he often dresses like a tranny reject.
We’re just pointing that out.
If you think he looks good here, you probably are Richie Rich or some Heatherette groupie who once had the honor of juggling his balls in your mouth.
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