House of Holland’s Goes Mobile. It’s Pretty Lame.
Henry Holland continues he rein of relevance by coming out with a mobile broadband dongle. I have no idea what that means, but it looks like a band aid and has “HOH” on it which I’m thinking is British for Ho, wait, that stands for “House of Holland”? Does anyone even know that? I get it if your Calvin Klein and throw your CK around, or Donna Karen New York and go by DKNY, but seriously Holland? Only five people and Agyness Deyn like you shit, and that’s only the t-shirts, are you really that self assured?
Also, a dongle should not be used to describe this device. Most would assume that a dongle is the British term for dildo before thinking it’s something for your computer. Now House of Holland Dildos, that’s something I can back…
Henry Holland continues he rein of relevance by coming out with a mobile broadband dongle. I have no idea what that means, but it looks like a band aid and has “HOH” on it which I’m thinking is British for Ho, wait, that stands for “House of Holland”? Does anyone even know that? I get it if your Calvin Klein and throw your CK around, or Donna Karen New York and go by DKNY, but seriously Holland? Only five people and Agyness Deyn like you shit, and that’s only the t-shirts, are you really that self assured?
Also, a dongle should not be used to describe this device. Most would assume that a dongle is the British term for dildo before thinking it’s something for your computer. Now House of Holland Dildos, that’s something I can back…
LINKAGE: House of Holland goes mobile
