How To Look Ghetto: Hang with Kanye

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Kanye needs to keep his buddies in check. We understand where you come from, there is no need to advertise it. If you’re going to rep for the hood, there is no need to be so blatantly obvious about it. “Hood Love.” Okay, we understand; you’re ghetto, you love the hood.

I’m not sure what this guy has on his head, but it looks like he cut the head off a poncho and decided to add a matching hat and be a poster child for MGM. Buddy, you have to chose what you’re repping for. You have way too much going on here.

We need to have a talk about the grills. In case no one told you, the grills are not attractive and we can understand you’re ghetto without them. They look painful and quite honestly it hurts to look at the wearer. The grills do absolutely nothing, except expose teeth that look as if they have undergone countless cavities. If you won’t do it for yourself, do it for us; get rid of them.

The only thing that may impress the public about this guy is that he’s not wearing Kanye’s famous glasses. It’s the only thing saving him from suicide.