How To Look Trailer: Ride a John Deer

I barely have words for this photo…Nope just kidding!

Oh Pink, you’ve fallen a long way from your “Dear Mr.President” days. Did you lose everything in the divorce from Cory or are you finally embracing your white-trash roots?  Pay attention indies cause we’re about to give you a lesson in trailer. Step One, ride to work on a John Deer mower. Step Two, there is none cause once you’ve done that every redneck inbred in a 50 mile radius will be on your ass for a quick helping of the type of loving the government doesn’t want to know about.

Actually, Pink might just be shooting a scene from a remake of Back to The Future in which she plays Doc Brown.