Edited by Josh Linam on
The days of unwanted Christmas gifts are done.
Amazon has secured a patent on new software that lets you swap undesired gifts before they ever ship.
Thank god! I’m so sick of size XXL turtlenecks.
Before the order even ships, you can secretly trade a crappy gift someone bought you for a good one on Amazon.
You can “blacklist” gifts you wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot dancing stick. And, you can switch oversized or hideous presents for something of equal or lesser value.
Can you imagine?? No more Santa sweaters. No more 12-pack athletic socks. No more Math-O-Rama Boardgame complete with tiny protractor and compass for bisecting angles. No.
Just pure, unadulterated awesomeness in gift-wrapped form.
I eat fashion for breakfast. Cashmere sweaters taste funny.