I Can Be A Fashionista Now? - Chloe Sevigny

Everyone has heard that Chloe Sevigny is put out her own “fashion” line, and now it’s hitting stores. Yea, so just in case you didn’t already have enough trash in your garbage receptacle, ol’ Chloes got whatcha need. Oh Chloe……..Chloe, Chloe, Chloe…….Listen Boo, just becuz some post-op tranny says you looked cute in some little dress that he….she…..IT! stitched together in between snorts of blow, doesn’t mean that you are now a fashion Icon. I don’t care if every ankle grabbin queen this side of the rainbow says you’re fierce, a fashion icon does not a compliment make.

Sugar, IMAN, is a fashion ICON and even SHE hasn’t put out a line……..so puh-lease, remove yourself from the race……you’re racing with a square wheel anyways.

Everything looks cheap to me, no sign of elegance or even a cohesive direction. I mean the prints and shapes aren’t anything special((I’ve seen the lookbook)) and I know that you and ‘them peoples’ over at Opening Ceremony are gonna charge college tuition-like prices for a some cheap tank top that won’t hold up under the strain of the delicate cycle and a heavy dousin’ of Woolite. Girl please!!!

What’s really cookin’ my bacon((turkey bacon, cuz pigs are filthy…..but sooo delicious)) is these people that put out a line just cuz they want to be seen as a fashionista or to make some money and instead of them giving the fashion community something fresh and new or at least their honest point of view, they do some crap and slap their name on it in for the wannabes who will buy it in hopes of being FASHION FORWARD. I mean you can have my cash if you give me something that will be an asset to my wardrobe, C’mon!!!

WHY! is it that every little actress with an eating disorder that makes a movie and has that disheveled “I don’t bathe” look, is automatically put on some pedestal as if she’s the second coming of Twiggy. ‘BISH’ PLEASE. My great grandmother rocks her duds better than you………and that ol’ girl is dead and gone, sippin that Pina Colada with Jesus.

Though we here at Fashion Indie are not pleased with Chloe’s venture into fashion, we don’t hate her………….THESE PEOPLE HOWEVER DESPISE HER EXISTENCE http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/chloe_sevigny/

-Z’maji The Glam’rist