I Would Drape Myself in Velvet if it were Socially Acceptable

WWD just released a spread featuring designers who have “re-invented” velvet for todays luxeteer.  I must admit the looks are hot, but so is the way you’ll feel inside of these sweat inducing shells. Velvet doesn’t breathe ladies, so before you attempt make sure you’ve got a powerful speed stick working for ya and not the “Strong Enough for a Man” shit either, invest in some Mitchum Extra-Strength.  Or, better yet, get some aluminum filings and apply directly to all heat zones, yeah you might lose your hair, but you’ll be very, very in.