I’m Over It: Club Wear
There isn’t much to do when you’re a 16-year-old suburban teenager who just got her driver’s license. The novelties of sitting at Starbucks and hanging out at Denny’s wear off really fast. Luckily (I think), my friends and I found a Sunday night teen dance party at a club in Akron, OH. It was a country western themed bar called “The Boot” that locked away it honky-tonk tunes and cowboy boots on the day of rest so bored teenagers could fill it to fire-hazard capacity. We strategically planned a “study sleepover,” kissed our parents goodbye, filled water bottles with 99 Bananas and piled into someone’s rusty car. For a fee of $5, you got sweaty teens grinding on each other, bad rap music, the occasional knife-fight and a vast sea of skanktastic fashion.
I usually wore a tank top and jeans, both made of natural fabrics that covered the better part of my body. But the majority of girls looked like a spandex/glittered/backless mess. Sequined butterfly tops barely covering the nipples were strapped onto overly tan torsos with single flimsy strings. Ass-crack revealing jeans that were certainly not Alexander McQueen caused a stir when getting low with Lil’ John. I’m sure the bartenders swept up a literal ton of glitter at the end of the night. Unfortunately, I sometimes still see this club wear popping up around the neighborhood. I hope you enjoyed my trip down memory lane. Lamentably, some adults haven’t grown out of this stage yet.
Thanks to GreatGlam.com for the truly horrifying photos!







(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
Wear you ever not over it though, let’s be honest.
Reply to AdielYes, def over it for quite sometime, but looking back now makes it that much funnier. I’m from the same area as Amanda and I def remember “The Boot,” brings back some memories
Reply to Rebecca Alexander-SayntI feel I have been over it since my first trip to the club. But I must admit I still walk into Charlotte Russe every now and then for the purpose of nostalgia!
Reply to Amanda Gabrieleyea, always weird and gross, maybe intended for robot-alien girls.
Reply to sarah