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I know it was “the thing to do” in sixth grade but having holes in your jeans is about as cool as naming your left nipple Beyonce Knowles and claiming no one is ready for your jelly.  When you’re a hasbeen 30-something, attempting to hold on to a small shred of your youth by hitting the streets with a pair of jeans that look that you spent the last two weeks on your knees in front of of a casting director cause no one in Hollywood takes you seriously, you’ve got a problem. Take it from me, kneepads are the new holes girlie,  so ditch the strategically placed wear-n-tear and get in with the times.

The only type of holes I can thoroughly endorse are those caused on your brain from a major dose of E on rave nights.