I’m Over it: Moustaches

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Yes, we’ve recently Trendsparked them… but  Jezebel has just given us the 6 reasons why they are not sexy, and I must agree. Here they are:

Im Over it: Moustaches all indie

1. If he has has curly hair, you’ll realize you’re kissing the guy from Welcome Back Kotter. Or Gene Shalit. Not sexy.

Im Over it: Moustaches all indie

2. If the dude is blond, you might be tricked into thinking you’re hooking up with Westley from The Princess Bride. But you’re not. Also, it looks like a broom. And that’s not sexy.

Im Over it: Moustaches all indie

3. This style could be called The Keith Hernandez. It is also: Not sexy.

Im Over it: Moustaches all indie

4. Some staches make guys look more mean. America’s Most Wanted: Not sexy.

Im Over it: Moustaches all indie

5. Pat O’Brien is up for the Goulet award. But you just can’t date a man with a stache like this. He will leave you a voicemail that says, “You are so fucking hot. I am so fucking into you.” Not sexy.

Im Over it: Moustaches all indie

6. End of story.

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