Edited by Amanda Gabriele on
I thought we got rid of this horrid trend two years ago, but it’s back to make me blue in the face. Does your handbag get cold? Does it have a hickey that needs covered? Or maybe your accessory is just feeling the need to accessorize? Whatever it may be, just stop making lame excuses and admit your fashion sense is whack. Check yourself before you wreck yourself…or my car. I was too distracted by your bag to watch the road.
I stole my first pair of platforms from the Spice Bus in 1997 when Anglophilia was all the rage. Collector of vintage bags, vinyl and kitchen appliances. My dream of becoming a butcher is momentarily on hiatus so I can teach you how to wear muumuus and apply false eyelashes. Follow me on Twitter @CrystlMeatballs.