I’m Over It: Victoria’s Secret Pink Sweatpants

Hangovers are terrible. I sympathize with students who are forced to attend class after a night of irresponsible drinking. Yes, it’s foolish to stay at the bar until 2 a.m. on a Tuesday, but let’s face it; college is about being immature and reckless before getting a real job. However, there is no excuse for not being able to throw on the crumpled, 3-month-unwashed, comfortable jeans slung over your computer chair. Instead, I see about 600 girls a day wearing Pink sweatpants. It doesn’t matter if the temperature is 95 or -5 degrees outside, people wear these sweatpants to class on a daily basis. You had time to put on a full face of cakey makeup but couldn’t button your jeans? Time management, people, time management. And these sweatpants aren’t cheap either; I’ve seen some pairs that sell for $50! I can buy awesome old man sweatpants at Goodwill for $2, and people spend 25 times that amount to look like the same pile of hung over crap. Unless you are going to be a gym teacher, learn how to make that hangover look appropriate ASAP…chances are your future employer won’t tolerate pink, rhinestone-covered sweatpants in the office.

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