It’s Britney Bitch. Rumored to Party With Diesel…

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Britney Spears Might Need a Pair of Jeans Before Her Performance

Diesel’s 30th Anniversary party just got a little bit FUCKING COOLER!!!

Aside from M.I.A., N.E.R.D and Joel and Benji Madden, BRITNEY “THE COMEBACK KID” SPEARS might be making an appearance!!!  Yeah, I know. Fucking Crazy!!!

Who knows whether or not this is absolutely true, but it would make sense. Diesel shoppers are the perfect audience for Britney’s beats and she’s in desperate need of getting some fashion cred since she can’t seem to piece together a proper outfit.

I just hope the rumor is true, cause I plan to camp out side of Diesel for a pair of these tickets. You can head to their store on Union Square on Friday morning to wait for a pair. See you there.

Thanks Fashionista for spotting this juicy bit…