Jesus Luz Fails As DJ. Suceeds At Not Realizing It.

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Madonna’s latest lover has been making his ways around the clubs with a box full of records and an uncanny ability to deflate the jam, deflate it down, while the beat is lumping, deflate it down, just a little more, can’t you see this party sucking.

From the New York Post…

“In his last gig at Pacha, in Buzios, guests at the club said his set list wasn’t captivating at all, and the dance floor was almost empty,” a source in Brazil says.

In Sao Paulo a few nights later, Luz arrived at Royal Club with four bodyguards and three hangers-on.

“I’m going to travel around the world with my own tour, as a deejay,” he told the Glamurama Web site, which snarked, “To think that only one year ago, he was only an Ipanema boy who earned $200 per job as a model.”

See kids, you too can make it from nothing to something. All you’ve got to do is get adopted by Madonna.

“Yo no se que paso, miss Madonna. I went to play my records and the mean people, they are sooooo mean, make fun of me, and they take my iPod and the computer that had all your songs in it, and they call me names, and they take my clothes. I do what you say and play the records you tell me, but they don’t want to dance to Celebration or 4 Minutes To Save the World Remix you do with Yustin Timberlake.  I don’t want to be DJ NO MORE!! I want to be fireman now…”

LINK LOVE: The New York Post