Edited by Hillary Frazier on
First, I had no idea that John Mayer had a sleeve..he seems too douchey for a sleeve. Second, he decided to clear up the rumors about his supposed romance with Kristin Cavalari via Twitter:
“I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”
“Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.”
“My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”
“I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”
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