QUOTABLE: John Mayer On Kristin Cavalari

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First, I had no idea that John Mayer had a sleeve..he seems too douchey for a sleeve. Second, he decided to clear up the rumors about his supposed romance with Kristin Cavalari via Twitter:

“I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”

“Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.”

“My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”

“I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”

 

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