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Prince William and Princess Catherine, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, His and Her Royal Highness, etc., etc., are making their first (and let’s be real, last) visit to Canada and California starting June 30th and of course the question on everyone’s mind (read: anyone who cares) is what will emerging fashion icon Kate Middleton wear? Well whatever it is, she’ll be picking it out all by her damn self.

For the some 40 outfits she’ll need for the eleven day trip — that’s packing a little modestly if you ask me — the princess is not enlisting the help of a gay BFF stylist. But honestly, it’s Canada, she could wear a burlap sack and no one would notice. Meanwhile, hopefully Pippa Middleton will be escorting Kate so we can at least expect that sweet sisterly derrière to make more than a few appearances.

God, I wish Harry would dump that gal he’s tooling around with and just put a ring on Pippa’s finger. The Brits seriously couldn’t care less about intermarriage. It’s kind of par for the course. And that course has Harry and Pippa written all over it. [The Cut]