L.A. Fashion Week: Crimes Against Humanity

It’s so funny that the government is ‘crackin down on Islamic extremist’ but will allow these acts of terrorism to continue on the runway.  I’m always left confused and disoriented after LAFW, thank GAWD for Dramamine.  It’s like pop culture has bulimia and once a year it purges itself all over the Los Angeles fashion world……what a lover’ly analogy huh?  It never does much for me.  But of course it is Disney Land, oops, I mean Los Angeles.  Why don’t we take a look at a few of my favorite blasphemies…..

Ladies I know you always looked at your mothers ugly old couch and said to yourself, ”that would make a cute dress”……..voila! The Lord hath provided, Thank Ya Jesus!

Cheap lingerie, yeast infection anyone?

Keep your children out of the sewing room

French Maid?  Taking role play to an all new low

I think they stole this off that homeless lady that stands on the corner screamin’ obscenities at traffic

P.S.  Love Ya L.A.

-Z’maji, The Glam’Rist