Last Nights Party – Louis Vuitton In Brooklyn
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Marc Jacobs & Friends (should totally be the name of his rumored reality show) partied the night away at the Brooklyn Museum to kick off its new Louis Vuitton-sponsored exhibit on artist Takashi Murakami. Jacobs finally came to his senses and got rid of the blue hair and obnoxious boy candy. His attempt to look cool with a 5AM shadow was truly failed since the dye he used on the doo could help hide his graying face pubes. Better look next time Marky. (P.S. Since you’re on the whole midlife crisis kick, it might be time to retire the green Miami Vice jacket and invest in some minor Botox around the crows feet. Also, the cool kids haven’t been wearing studs since high school.)
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Turbin or not Turbin. That is the question.
Waris Ahluwalia (officially my style guru) and Chriara Clemente
Linda Evangelista (Trend Note – The hair is uberfierce)
I wonder how long it took Selita Ebanks to find a lipgloss that matched her shoes?
The Award For “Dude Who Didn’t Get Laid Last Night” goes to Takashi Murakami for looking like more like one of his illustrations than a functional anatomically correct male.
Some wants you to protect the endangered Koala Bear. It is not Eva Herzigova.
“So I decided, “Fuck It, I’ll just cover this coffee stain on my dress with a hefty bag” and VOILA, homeless chic.”
Since the sex photos have hit the internet, Kristen Davis has invested in sploodge proof jackets.
The Japanese John Waters
Finally someone a few steps ahead of Kanye in the idiotic eyewear department
Surprisingly enough, this isn’t Amanda Lepore
It’s a really bad sign when the worse dressed person of the night at Louis Vuitton party, is the only one dressed head to toe in Louis Vuitton.
