Lauren Conrad Can’t Seem to Stop Designing

Don’t Move While Lauren Conrad Captures Your Soul

Here’s a quicky for you indies. Lauren Conrad, that chick from the brain draining The Hills (like you didn’t already know that), will be designing an accessories line for (drumroll please)… AVON!!

Thank god. I haven’t picked up an Avon catalog in, well, um, never cause I’m a dude and Avon’s for poor folk and Middle American’s (let the hate mail begin), so I will not be forced to vomit all over a copy of the pamphlet when I turn to the Lauren Conrad page filled with cheap ass jewelry and handbags for Avon’s Mark collection.

More after the jump.

Why is this allowed?  Cause MTV reaches the “cool” kids, the “cool” kids love The Hills, which stars “cool” kid Lauren Conrad.  What’s great about this scenario is that “cool” can be easily replaced with “desperately seeking validation of ones life through watching self absorbed brats engage in mindless chatter with vocabulary levels equal to a really smart tards”. Oh Lauren, as the new Paris Hilton, you’re moving along swimmingly with your rise to fame, can’t wait to see the guillotine drop.

P.S. Where’s the flipping sex tape?  This whole “finding you interesting thing” is getting pretty boring without some full frontal nudity to keep my interest going.