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First came the widespread acceptance of the man-purse.

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Then came the Prada miniskirt/tutu (though they claim it’s a belt … whatever) …

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… and the Manolo slingback.

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Now, we have the Fendi wedge

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And, because it has the potential to burn the retinas of everyone in a 25-mile radius when worn by someone not as cut as this strapping young fellow, the mankini (also, there is something else odd going on but I’m too tasteful to explicitly point it out):

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Now, I’m all for experimental fashion and I love it when a guy can carry off pink, or purple, or a punchy paisley … but this is going a little overboard.