Lily Allen Is Desperate to Become the British Britney Spears
Oh, Lily. What has become of you?
First the nude shots of your less than glamourous tata’s.
Then the random outfit you wore while waiting for the bus in a crowd of dudes.
Now this?!?
What are you doing to my sexual fantasy of you and me and a trip to Tea & Symphony? You’re ruining it, that’s what.
The Britney roots been over done Lily. Repent now and maybe some people will care about your next album.
More series note indies. The similarities between Lily’s current path and Britney’s ongoing one into madness are quite scary. Check out the comparisons.
BOTH are Pop Singers.
BOTH are Blonde (Lily’s was more recent).
BOTH had failed TV Shows (Kayotic vs Lily Allen & Friends)
BOTH have flashed a bit too much lately.
BOTH have been spotted with Pink Hair (Lily’s more recent).
BOTH secretly fantasize about Daniel Saynt (not confirmed, but I’m sure).
BOTH have scandalous siblings (Prego Jaime Lynn vs. Full Frontal Alfie).
BOTH speak with horrible accents (Trailer Trash Southern Belle vs. Jolly Awful British)
BOTH dress like their trying to spite their stylists.
BOTH need to stop making music (sorry Lily, it’s true. I loved your stuff when it came out, but none of it’s really classic)
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