TMZ is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is wanted for questioning by Scotland Yard. The actress self tanning spokesperson apparently took off with $500,000 worth of jewels from an Elle UK shoot. Considering this isn’t her first offense (she also swiped an $11,000 fur coat from a Columbia student and swiped goodies from Shia LaBeouf’s ex-girlfriends) it would seem that now would be as good a time as any to send the actress into the slammer, seriously. Cause how much better would that MTV/Samantha Ronson reality show be if Sammy had to visit her babymomma in the big house? I’d go with 500,ooo times better. Please arrest this bitch.
SOURCE: Lohan Investigated In Jewel Theft [TMZ]
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