Lindsay Lohan: First A Lesbian, Now An 80 Year Woman?
Well I think it is safe to say Lindsgay Lohan has become a little too comfortable with her lesbo lover Sam Ronson. The last time I saw someone dressed like this was my great grandmother at the Fourth of July parade. She looks like the lesbo version of Captain America. What’s up with her orthapedic shoes too? She looks like she came straight out of the nursing home. Please Indies take notes because if I ever see one of you on the street dressed like this, I will be forced to slap you. And that splatter on the window behind her is clearly someone throwing a milkshake at her for looking like a complete douche. Lindsay you have millions of dollars, and even if you don’t anymore, atleast try to dress like you do!
